Halloween Puns

Q. Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before halloween?
A. To get a BOOster shot.

Q. What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?
A. A poultrygeist.

Q. Why do ghosts go to baseball games?
A. To boo the umpire.

Q. What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
A. Hello, hello, hello.

Q. What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A. A booloney sandwich.

Q. What tops off a ghost's sundae?
A. Whipped Scream

Q. Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
A. In noisery school.

Q. What kind of street does a ghost live on?
A. A dead end.

Q. How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A. By scareplane.

Q. What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. "Fasten your sheet belt."

Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A. He is mist

Q. Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
A. At the ghastly station