Must Love Kids And Their Prayers

Recall notice......interesting take on the subject.....

RECALL NOTICE   This is totally amazing.  Be sure to read it.  Talk about clever and to the point!   Never heard it put quite like this before RECALL NOTICE:   The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.   This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.   This defect has been identified as "Subsequential Internal Non-morality,"  more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include: 1. Loss of direction 2. Foul vocal emissions 3. Amnesia of origin 4. Lack of peace and joy 5. Selfish or violent behavior 6. Depression or confusion 7. Fearfulness 8. Idolatry 9. Rebellion   The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.   The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.   No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 1. Love 2. Joy 3. Peace 4. Patience 5. Kindness 6. Goodness 7. Faithfulness 8. Gentleness 9. Self control   Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.   DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!   - GOD    P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'!    Because HE Lives!

Hymns for motorists

HYMNS FOR THOSE WHO RESIDE IN THE FAST LANE

45 mph

God Will Take Care of You

55 mph

Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65 mph

Nearer My God to Thee

75 mph

Nearer Still Nearer

85 mph

This World Is Not My Home

95 mph

Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100 mph

Precious Memories 

Compilation Copyrig

Phone directory

 

Marcus Absent Bjorn Agin Anita Alibi Jack Alope Phil Anderer Claire Annette Ioya Asandwich Chris P. Bacon Cary Baggs Ima I. Ball Robin Banks Candi Barr Sandy Beach Frank N. Beans	Angus Beef Isadora Bell Isadore Belle Sara Bellum Iduma Best Al Bino Earl E. Bird Anita Blackman Drew A. Blanc Minnie Blinds Bertha D. Blues Bill Board Rhoda Boat Adam Bomb Barry A. Bone
Hugh Jeers Shirley U.Jest Anita Joint Yule Bringham Joy Al Kaholic Candi Kane Alma Knack Harry Knokles Ken Knott Cy Lance Rufus Leaking Chanda Lear Brock Lee Pennie Less	Roman Hands Pearl Harbour Phil Harmonic Barry D. Hatchett M. T. Head Ames High Beverly Hill Herbie Hind Yora Hogg Blair A. Horn Rhoda Horsey Anita Hug Jeckly Ann Hyde Mike Itty	Chester Drawers Minnie Van Driver Dan Druff Stan Dupp Jack Dupp Wayne Dwopp Marsha Dymes Stephan Eady I.M. Easy Hammond Eggs Dr. Turn Encough I. P. Endabus I. P. Enyursoop Hank Erchif  Polly Ester

Happy Halloween!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so
well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
"I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Are you ready for this?

We think she's been

Sweeping Around!

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Why dogs attack people!

Especially ones who are forced to wear costumes at Halloween.