Flowering waterfall!

Wisteria in Japan..

Nature has its own way of expression beyond imagination. Amazing!

Some of the most breathtaking / colourful places of the world............

Riomaggiore, Cinque Terre, Italy     Keukenhof Tulip Gardens, Lisse, Holland       Son Doong Cave, Vietnam       Tunnel of Love in Kleven, Ukraine       Terraced Rice Field, Yunnan, China       Salt Desert of Uyuni, Bolivia       Sagano Bamboo Grove, Japan     Pamukkale Travertine Pools, Turkey     Cenotes, Yucatán Peninsula, Mexico     Skogarfoss Waterfall, Iceland     Palominito Island, Puerto Rico     Isle of Skye, Scotland     Dunn's River Falls, Jamaica     Sea Caves, Benagil, Portugal       Capilano Suspension Bridge, Vancouver, British Columbia     Lucca, Italy     Ilhéu da Vila, Portugal      San Marco, Venice, Italy     Thor's Well, Cape Perpetua, Oregon     Maldives, islands off India     Lake Powell, Utah, USA     Six Senses Yao Noi, Thailand     Portillo Ski Resort, Chile     Lofoten, Norway     El Escorial, Madrid, Spain      ************************

Get Your Own Dirt

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." God listened patiently to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man- making contest."

The man replied, "Okay, great!"

But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem." He bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!" 

Life Span Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said:


'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'


The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'


So God agreed..


On the second day, God created the monkey and said:


'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'


The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'


And God agreed.


On the third day, God created the cow and said:


'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'


The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'


And God agreed again.


On the fourth day, God created man and said:


'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'


But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'


'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'


So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public serviceOn the first day, God created the dog and said:


'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'


The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'


So God agreed..


On the second day, God created the monkey and said:


'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'


The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'


And God agreed.


On the third day, God created the cow and said:


'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'


The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'


And God agreed again.


On the fourth day, God created man and said:


'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'


But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'


'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'


So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service

Where Do I Come From

The little boy asked his father, "Daddy, where do I come from?"

The embarrassed father gulped and proceeded to go into a long-winded explanation of the birds, the bees, the stork and anything else he could think of. Finally, the father turned to his son and asked, "Why do you want to know?"

"Oh," he replied, "there's this new kid in the neighborhood and he's from Nashville, and I just wondered where I came from.