TOP TEN THANKSGIVING-THEMED MOVIES

10. "To Kill A Walking Bird"
9.  "My Best Friend's Dressing"
8.  "The Texas Coleslaw Massacre"
7.  "Casserolablanca"
6.  "Silence of the Yams"
5.  "I Know What You Ate Last Winter"
4.  "White Meat Can't Jump"
3.  "All the President's Menu"
2.  "When Harry Met Salad"
AND THE NUMBER ONE THANKSGIVING-THEMED MOVIE?
1.  "The Wing and I"

HOW TO OBSERVE THANKSGIVING

• Count your blessings instead of your crosses.
• Count your gains instead of your losses.
• Count your joys instead of your woes.
• Count your friends instead of your foes.
• Count your smiles instead of your tears.
• Count your courage instead of your fears.
• Count your full years instead of your lean.
• Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
• Count your health instead of your wealth.
• Count on God instead of yourself.

Thanksgiving

What does a turkey say?
"Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always!

What does ...

A jewelry-lovin' turkey say?
"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say?
"Boggle Boggle Boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?
"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

A turkey with a sore throat say?
"Gargle Gargle Gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg say?
"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:
"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A one-legged Cockney turkey
"'Obble 'Obble 'Obble"

A turkey who argues a lot:
"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...
"Wobble Wobble Wobble!"

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