1. You're obsessed with the weather and constantly check the forecast. (Yip)
2. You purchase shoes that velcro instead of shoelaces. (Nope)
3. You start obsessing with picking up pecans and fighting the squirrels to get them. (Nope)
4. You constantly use the phrase, "you know, when I was a kid," to your own kids. (Yip)
5. You purchase a Buick. (Nope)
6. Staying home sounds like more fun than going out. (Yip)
7. You begin to discuss your bowel frequency with others. (Nope)
8. Bran Flakes becomes your favorite cereal. (Nope)
9. You wake up early on days you could sleep in. (Yip)
10. When you think driving the speed limit is going way TOO fast. (Getting there)
11. You grow hair better on your eyebrows than you do on your head. (Getting there)
12. You have a pair of readers in every car and by every chair. (Yip)
13. Your new favorite Bible translation is Large Print. (Yip)
14. You're choosing Seinfeld reruns over the new shows on television. (Yip)
Can you think of others??
