At Fred's funeral, as he was finishing the eulogy, the preacher realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he had worn to the hospital. He said to the mourners, "You know, Fred handed me a note just before he passed away. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all.
He opened the note, and read, "Step back -- you're standing on my oxygen tube!
