...distributes clean humor that you will enjoy. This is a collection of humor Kevin Rayner uses in teaching and preaching.
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Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Monday, December 26, 2011
Jesus Stolen
It was the day after Christmas. The preacher of a church was looking over their Nativity scene when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures.
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him the first ride in it."
Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"
The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas, I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him the first ride in it."
Monday, December 12, 2011
Dangerous Words
The 3 most dangerous words used at Christmas - - - - - "Some assembly required."
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