Occupation Hymns

The Dentist's Hymn:............. Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn:........ There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn:........... The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn:.............. Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn:.............. There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn:......... Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn:......... Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Gossip's Hymn:.............. Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn:......... Send The Light
The Realtor's Hymn:.............. I've Got a Mansion, Just Over The Hilltop
The Doctor's Hymn:.............. The Great Physician

For those who speed on the highway - a few hymns

45mph.................... God Will Take Care of You
55mph.................... Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65mph.................... Nearer My God To Thee
75mph.................... Nearer Still Nearer
85mph.................... This World Is Not My Home
95mph.................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph.............. Precious Memories

Oldest

Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking about the oldest.

The Doctor says, "Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession is surely medicine."

The Engineer shakes his head and replies, "No, no. The Bible also says that God created the world out of void and chaos. To do that, God must surely have been an engineer. Therefore, Engineering is the oldest profession."

The Lawyer smiles smugly and leans discreetly forward. "Ah," he says, "but who do you think created the Chaos?"