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Showing posts with label Memory. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Memory. Show all posts

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Mental test for retirees or ...

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling.

Giraffe Test


There are 4 questions. Don't miss one.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.






2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?













Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
















3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

























Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and

you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?















Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old.



Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends..

PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Monday, January 30, 2012

I COME QUICKLY

With sermon preparations and anxiety, the new preacher had gotten very little sleep the week before he was to address the congregation for the first time; so by Sunday morning, he was both exhausted and extremely nervous. Nevertheless, he managed to make it up the few steps onto the stage. However, he had barely begun his presentation when everything he had planned to say flew right out of his mind. In fact, his mind went totally blank. Then he remembered that in preaching school they had taught him what to do if a situation like this ever arose:

"Repeat your last point, and let it remind you of what's coming next." Figuring this advice couldn't hurt, he recalled the very last thing he'd said, and repeated it:

"Behold," he quoted, "I come quickly." Still his mind was blank. He thought he'd better try it again: "Behold, I come quickly." Still nothing.

He tried it one more time - but in his panic, he pronounced the words with such force that he lost his balance, fell forward, knocked the podium to one side, tripped over a flower arrangement, and fell into the lap of a little old lady in the front row. Flustered and embarrassed, he picked himself up, apologized profusely, and started to explain what had just happened.

"That's all right, young man," said the little old lady kindly. "It was my fault, really. You told me three times you were on your way down here. I should have just gotten out of your way!"

Thursday, November 24, 2011

1920's Service Stations

1920's Service StationsYou might enjoy these old stations


The place is a Texaco Gasoline Filling Station
(primarily they filled gas tanks).

But what is that contraption with the ramps?
The mechanism appears to be driven by the cars wheels.

Hydraulic lines go to that can with a raised top.
What could it be? A pump for lubeing a car's under parts?

The little sign does say "Havoline" which was Texaco's brand name for its oil products.

An early engine dynamometer?
Maybe it's a primitive car wash.


I guess there was no signage limitations back then.
I count eleven Texaco signs on that station.



Land wasn't at a premium then like it is now.
Note the wide open layout and the nice row of little trees.
This was a Texaco Gasoline Motor Oil Service Station.
The concept had become a "service station", which included more than just filling your tank.
They even filled it FOR you, no "self-service" needed.



Looks like an early "mall". At one location, you could fill up your tank, get a loan so as to look prosperous with a new suit, and have a meal while your spark plugs were changed.



Ford Sales and Service.
Look at all those Model T's.



Simplicity itself.
No name gas and motor oil for 20 cents a quart, Wow.



Dome Gas. You better try it 'cause "It's Better".
It better be good since they want 23 cents a gallon for it!



Lemans' Tire Shop. Barney Oldfield tires only $9.99 each.
Sounds kind of expensive to me.

Note the water can by the side of the road and the barricades around the trees.

I guess people just drove up on the sidewalk to get their tires and the trees were in the way.



Here we have Super Motor Fuel.
I hear Dome Gas is better but this stuff is SUPER.



Note the name of the station "Toot-An-Kum-In".
King Tut was big news in the twenties so why not capitalize on it.
This is a really modern looking station with the full roof and multiple islands of pumps.
AMOCO Gas (still around today) but what does "filtered" mean.
Obviously they consider other gas to be "dirty"



Four Wheel Drive Autos sales and service.
The SUV's of the 20's.
4WD gas is only 20 cents a gallon!

Tell Me Bought The Good Ole Days - Nostalgia

How's This For Nostalgia? 


All the girls wore gym uniforms and tennis shoes, not $200. Nikes?

It took three minutes for the TV to warm up?



Nobody owned a purebred dog? 




When a quarter was a decent allowance? 







You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?





Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?







You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time? And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot? 







Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box? 







It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents? 







They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . . and they did it! 







When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steady? 







No one ever asked where the car keys were because they were always in the car, in the ignition, and the doors were never locked? 







Lying on your back in the grass with your friends? And saying things like, 'That cloud looks like a... '? 







Playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game? 







Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger? 







And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace, and share it with the children of today. 







When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited the student at home? 







Basically we were in fear for our lives, but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we survived because their love was greater than the threat. 







.........as well as summers filled with bike rides, Hula Hoops, and visits to the pool, and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar. (Swimming at our dock) 







Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, 'Yeah, I remember that'? 







I am sharing this with you today because it ended with a Double Dog Dare to pass it on. To remember what a Double Dog Dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care. 


Share this with someone who can still remember Howdy Doody and The Peanut Gallery, the Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows, Nellie Bell , Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk. (& Bullet) 







How Many Of These Do You Remember? 

Candy cigarettes 







Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside. 







Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles. 
Coffee shops with Table Side Jukeboxes. 
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum 










Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers. 

















Telephone numbers with a word prefix...( Yukon 2- 3601). Party lines. 










Peashooters. 







Hi-Fi's & 45 RPM records. 







78 RPM records! 






S & H Green Stamps. 







Mimeograph paper. 







The Fort Apache Play Set. (& Erector Set) 







Do you remember a time when decisions were made by saying "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"?


Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, 'Do Over!'? 


'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest? 







Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening? 







It wasn't odd to have two or three 'Best Friends'? 







Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot? 







Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures? 





'Oly-oly-oxen-free' made perfect sense? 







Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles? 







The Worst Embarrassment was being picked last for a team? 







War was a card game? 







Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle? 







Taking drugs meant orange - flavored chewable aspirin? 







Water balloons were the ultimate weapon? 






If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!! 

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their 'Grown-Up' Life . . 

I Double-Dog-Dare-Ya! 


"A Birth Certificate shows that we were born 
A Death Certificate shows that we died 
Pictures show that we lived!"