Relative of Yours?

A husband and wife drove a long way in silence following a terrible argument in which neither would budge.  The husband eventually pointed to a mule in a pasture and asked: "relative of yours?"  "Yes", she replied, "By marriage".

Best prayer EVER! Pastor Joe Nelms - Nascar Nationwide - Nashville, TN

Baseball

BASEBALL IN THE BIBLE

'In the Big Inning'   (Genesis 1:1)
'Thou shalt make a plate...'  (Exodus 28:36)
'Who catcheth ...'  (Lev. 17:13)
'Samson went and caught...'  (Judges: 15:14)
'Joshua did pitch...'   (Joshua 4:20)
'Who hath first...'   (Romans 11:35)
'The field I give thee...'   (Genesis 23:11)
'...they were in the field.'  (Genesis 4:8)
'It will be foul...'  (Matthew 21:30)
'Thou art fair...'   (Songs of Solomon 1:15)
'He came to second...  (Matthew 21:30)
'Likewise...and the third'   (Matthew 22:36)
'Haman came Home'   (Ester 5:10)
'is safe'.....(Proverbs 18:10)
'Pitch it within and without...'   (Genesis 6:14)
'I caught him'   (I Samuel 17:35)
'Ye have erred'  (Numbers 15:22)
'Neither say it was an error'   (Ecclesiastes 5:6)
'Shall we sacrifice...?'   (Exodus 8:26)
'Make a sacrifice...'   (Numbers 15:3)
'Wherefore didst thou steal...?'   (Genesis 31:27)
'Everyone that stealeth shall be cut off...'   (Zechariah 5:3)