Did you hear the Pope has the Bird Flu ? Scroll down for the rest of the story. __________________ ___________________ _____________________ _______________________ _________________________ ____________________________ ______________________________ His doctors think he got it from his Cardinals :-(
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Symptoms of the BIRD FLU... The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately. 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to leave a surprise on someone's windshield.
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"THE FLU HOE DOWN" Choose your partners, one and all Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol! Now fling those covers with all you've got, One minute cold, the next minute hot, Circle right to the side of the bed, Grab the tissues and Sudafed. Back to the middle and don't goof off; Hold your stomach and cough, cough, cough Forget about slippers, dash down the hall, Toss your cookies in the shower stall. Remember others on the brink; Wash your hands; wash the sink. Wipe the doorknob, light switch too, By George, you've got it, You're doing the Flu! P.S. Some like it cold, some like it hot; If you like neither, get the shot.
