Showing posts with label Words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Words. Show all posts
Monday, December 12, 2011
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Top Seven Church Oxymorons
7. Brief meeting
6. Preacher's day off
5. Early sign up
4. Clear calendar
3. Volunteer waiting list
2. Realistic budget
1. Concluding remarks
6. Preacher's day off
5. Early sign up
4. Clear calendar
3. Volunteer waiting list
2. Realistic budget
1. Concluding remarks
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Words in a Day by Men & Women
A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. It read, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, he showed her the study results.
The wife thought for a while, then finally she said to her husband, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
The husband said "What?"
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