The economy is so bad........................

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".

Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline and I got a call center in Pakistan. 

When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.