Thanksgiving

What does a turkey say?
"Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always!

What does ...

A jewelry-lovin' turkey say?
"Bauble bauble bauble"

A dyslexic turkey say?
"Boggle Boggle Boggle"

A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
"Cobble cobble cobble"

A turkey who was an old-time movie fan say?
"Gable, Gable, Gable!"

A turkey with a sore throat say?
"Gargle Gargle Gargle"

A turkey with a sore leg say?
"Hobble hobble hobble."

A football turkey say?
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"

A dieting turkey:
"Nibble, nibble nibble."

A one-legged Cockney turkey
"'Obble 'Obble 'Obble"

A turkey who argues a lot:
"Squabble squabble squabble."

What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say?
"Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."

Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went...
"Wobble Wobble Wobble!"

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