Sermon Take Off

A preacher had just finished his sermon, and sat down with his wife.  She asked him how he thought the church service went.

The Preacher shrugged and said, "The worship was excellent, and I think the prayer and communion times went quite well. But," he continued, "I just don't think my sermon ever got off the ground."

His wife looked over at him, and before she could stop herself, she said, "Well, it sure did taxi long enough!"