Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Halftime - The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave.
Bench-warmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything at all but sit.
Backfield-in-Motion - Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.
Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be put in the collection plate.
Two-Minute Warning - The point at which you realize the service is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
Instant Replay - When the preacher loses his notes and falls back to using last week's sermon.
Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes into "overtime".
Trap - You're called on to lead the next prayer and are asleep.
End Run - Getting out of church quickly, without speaking to any guest or fellow members.
Flex Defense - The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
Halfback Option - The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.
Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
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