A man was speeding in his brand new Porsche. He was driving over 110 MPH. He see's a cop car catching up to him with the lights and siren going. He decides to try and out run him. He steps on the gas and speeds away only to run into some road construction where he is forced to stop. The officer gets out if his car and approaches the man in the Porsche.
"Sir, I'm at the end of my shift. If you can give me a reason for trying to outrun me that I haven't already heard, I'll let you go."
The man thinks for a moment.
"My wife left me for a cop. I thought you were trying to bring her back."
The officer went back to his car and drove off.
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