SUPER HERO'S

OTHER CHRISTIAN SUPER HERO'S

We have seen the super hero's in comics and cartoons. There is a new video series out called Bible-Man. What other Christian Super Hero's would we like to see? How about --

7. Doughnut Man - Able to provide doughnuts before Sunday service faster than a speeding bullet.

6. Wonder Man - Disappears on Sunday mornings to the lakes and bayous for fishing. Makes the Pastor "Wonder" where he is.

5. Super Pastor - Able to read the member's minds to know when they are in need of Pastoring. Is able to avoid criticism for not guessing there is a need.

4. Choir Director Man - Able to sing all four-part harmony in any key at the drop of a hat.

3. Super Organist - No matter what key a song is started in, this super hero is right there to pick up on it.

2. Evangelist Man - Able to preach sermons 7 days per week on a $50.00 offering.

1. Sunday School Teacher Avenger - Keeps 30 rowdy 10 year olds under complete control for 1 hour each week without a bit of recognition. Wears a spitball proof garment.