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Senior Humor

 Every Have One of Those "Senior Moments?"

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Kids in Church

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :   
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, 
Harold is His name.   
Amen." 
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A little boy was overheard praying:   
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."  
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,  
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.   
His father asked him three times what was wrong.    
Finally, the boy replied, 
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,   
and I wanted to stay with you guys."  
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One particular four-year-old prayed,   
"And forgive us our trash baskets    
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they 
were on the way to church service,   
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"  
One bright little girl replied,   
"Because people are sleeping."  
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.   
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.   
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,   
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'  
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,     
" Ryan, you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children  
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,    
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore   
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.   
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. 
"He died and we nt to Heaven," the Dad replied.  
The boy thought a moment and then said,  
"Did God throw him back down?"    
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A wife invited some people to dinner.   
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,   
"Would you like to say the blessing?"     
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.   
The daughter bowed her head and said,   
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Some of the most breathtaking / colourful places of the world............

Riomaggiore, Cinque Terre, Italy     Keukenhof Tulip Gardens, Lisse, Holland       Son Doong Cave, Vietnam       Tunnel of Love in Kleven, Ukraine       Terraced Rice Field, Yunnan, China       Salt Desert of Uyuni, Bolivia       Sagano Bamboo Grove, Japan     Pamukkale Travertine Pools, Turkey     Cenotes, Yucatán Peninsula, Mexico     Skogarfoss Waterfall, Iceland     Palominito Island, Puerto Rico     Isle of Skye, Scotland     Dunn's River Falls, Jamaica     Sea Caves, Benagil, Portugal       Capilano Suspension Bridge, Vancouver, British Columbia     Lucca, Italy     Ilhéu da Vila, Portugal      San Marco, Venice, Italy     Thor's Well, Cape Perpetua, Oregon     Maldives, islands off India     Lake Powell, Utah, USA     Six Senses Yao Noi, Thailand     Portillo Ski Resort, Chile     Lofoten, Norway     El Escorial, Madrid, Spain      ************************

Good Sportsmanship

 At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players,

"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

 

Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued,

 "when a strike is called, or you're out at first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire.

 Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach.

 "Now go over there and explain it to your mother!"

          

  

Kids Say I'm Out of Touch!

I've got three televisions, cable, and a satellite dish,

 I have three phone lines in the house,

 a cell phone and one in the car,

 plus a pager.

 

I use two computers, three ISPs and a fax.

 

 I subscribe to two daily papers and one weekly one.

 

 I watch both the local and network news every evening.

And my kids  have the nerve to tell me

I'm out of touch!

                 

A Little Mixed Up

   Just a line to say I'm living
That I'm not among the Dead
Though I'm getting more forgetful
And more "Mixed Up" in the Head

For, sometimes, I can't remember,
When I stand at the foot of the stairs,
If I must go up for something
or I've just come down from there?

And before the frig, so often,
My poor mind is filled with doubt
have I just put food away, or
have I come to take some out?

And there's times when it is dark out,
with my night cap on my head,
I don't know if I'm retiring
or just getting out of Bed.

So, if its my turn to write you,
there's no need in getting sore,
I may think that I have written,
And don't want to be a bore.

Do remember I do love you
and wish that you were here
but now, its nearly mail time
so I must say, "Good-bye" dear.

There I stood beside the mailbox
with my face so very Red,
Instead of mailing you my letter,
I had opened it instead.