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Monday, June 27, 2011

Self-Control

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Kevin

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Wedding Anniversary

Happy Anniversary to Dustin & Quinn Rayner.

It was their second anniversary, and the husband sent his wife flowers at the office.  He told the florist to write "Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2" on the card.  She was thrilled with the flowers, but not so pleased about the card.  It read "Happy Anniversary.  You're Number 2."

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An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.  "Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.  "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head.  "Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the pig should take the blame for the terrible mistake that happened fifty years ago..."

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A man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he'd like a bottle of Chanel #5 for his wife for their anniversary.

"A little surprise, eh?" smiled the clerk.

"You bet," answered the customer. "She's expecting a cruise."

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I hope that you will all forgive me for sending out a message today that is more personal than usual.  I know that many of you are going through (or have gone through) a divorce, and my heart breaks for you. There are many others of you who are single -- some content with the blessing of singleness, and others crushed with feelings of loneliness.

But, this day, this day is wedding anniversary for Dustin & Quinn Rayner. Two truly special people. Thank God for them and the love they share.

"Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice with the wife of your youth." (Prov. 5:18)

"An excellent wife is the crown of her husband...." (Prov. 12:4)