Note in Jacket

The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.

At Fred's funeral, as he was finishing the eulogy, the preacher realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he had worn to the hospital. He said to the mourners, "You know, Fred handed me a note just before he passed away. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all.

He opened the note, and read, "Step back -- you're standing on my oxygen tube!

PREACHER'S BUSINESS CARD

A new preacher was visiting in the homes of his members. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."