Worry About Yourself

Reminder

SOMETIMES KIDS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO MAKE SENSE!!!

After the church service a little boy told the preacher, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the preacher replied, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're the poorest preacher we've ever had."

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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

"How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.

"I think it's printed on the bottom."
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 Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot.

 She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."

 He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't kid me, Mom. They're the only feet I got!"

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 On the first day of school, about mid morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
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 A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

"What are you doing?" his mother asked.

"The box says not to eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."

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 A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

 "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

 "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

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Baby Funnies

Kids in Church

KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :   
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, 
Harold is His name.   
Amen." 
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A little boy was overheard praying:   
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."  
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,  
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.   
His father asked him three times what was wrong.    
Finally, the boy replied, 
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,   
and I wanted to stay with you guys."  
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One particular four-year-old prayed,   
"And forgive us our trash baskets    
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they 
were on the way to church service,   
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"  
One bright little girl replied,   
"Because people are sleeping."  
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.   
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.   
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,   
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'  
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,     
" Ryan, you be Jesus !"
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A father was at the beach with his children  
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,    
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore   
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.   
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. 
"He died and we nt to Heaven," the Dad replied.  
The boy thought a moment and then said,  
"Did God throw him back down?"    
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A wife invited some people to dinner.   
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,   
"Would you like to say the blessing?"     
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.  
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.   
The daughter bowed her head and said,   
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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Kid as a Church Car

The minister of a large church often showed himself ready and able to deal with any situation that might come up.

One Sunday, just as the minister was reaching the climax of his sermon, his own young son entered the church, ran to the center aisle, started making loud beeps and brrrmms like a car without a muffler, then zoomed right toward him.

The minister stopped his sermon, pointed directly at his son, and commanded, "Jimmy, park the car immediately beside your mother on that bench (pointing), turn off the ignition, and hand her the keys."

The sermon continued undisturbed after a good laugh by the congregation.

Church Nursery Expressions…

Expressions…

Everyone loves A Good Song with Feeling 

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I will slap you silly!!! 

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Original Gang Sign 

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Sup? 

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Is that edible? 

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Whatever Man... 

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That's right baby...I still got it. 

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Get Outta My FACE!!!! 

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OH! C-c-c-cold Wipes! Cold Wipes! 

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I can't believe this place 

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Wait until I get a hold of you!

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Yeah…I feel gas

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Tell me she did NOT just say that!! 

Kids in Church

This should put a little smile on your heart today. KIDS IN CHURCH KIDS IN CHURCH 3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name.. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One particular four-year-old prayed, 'And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' One bright little girl replied, 'Because people are sleeping.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.. 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ' Ryan, you be Jesus !' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. 'Daddy, what happened to him?' The son asked. 'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, 'Did God throw him back down?' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?' 'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied. 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'